Patton Oswalt Reacts To Oscar Snub: Tweets Alternate Reality

It seems Albert Brooks isn't the only joker in Tinsletown -- other snub-ees have been proving that they will get the last laugh. "Young Adult" star Patton Oswalt took to Twitter shortly after the nominations were announced, weaving together a fantasy bender, which was directed at (everyone's favorite eyeball-skewer) Brooks himself. Oswalt's tweets create a magical world of vindictive mooning and heavy drinking that -- sigh -- we really do wish we were a part of.

Join me for a drink at The Drawing Room, @AlbertBrooks? Me and Serkis have been here since 6am.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2012

@AlbertBrooks See you later tonight. Might be out of booze -- Serkis has Pogues on the jukebox & Fassbender just showed up in a pirate hat.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2012

@AlbertBrooks Oh shit -- we're DEFINITELY going to run out of booze. Charlize & Tilda just pulled up in a stolen police car.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2012

@AlbertBrooks Dude, GET DOWN HERE. Gosling is doing keg stands and Olsen & Dunst LITERALLY just emerged from a shower of rose petals.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2012

@AlbertBrooksNolte & Plummer just drove past, mooning us.Serkis & Tilda are signing "Is There Life on Mars?"

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2012

@AlbertBrooksNolte & Plummer just drove past, mooning us.Serkis & Tilda are signing "Is There Life on Mars?"

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2012

@AlbertBrooks Oops -- Von Trier just pulled up in a pass van dressed as Goering."Let's go to Legoland!" With a boozy hurrah, we're out!

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2012

@AlbertBrooks Oh. My. God. Just pulled up to Legoland. DiCaprio's rented the park for the day. Dibs on the Duplo Gardens! #andscene

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 24, 2012

{via Twitter]